Iran – a man’s hand amputated for masturbating during Ramadan.

Terhan – Today executioners for the Disciplinary Force of the Islamic Republic of Iran amputated the left hand of a man over his chronic masturbation habits while observing the religious period Of Ramadan, the most holy of times for Muslims.

The most grand of Mosques in the Terhan area was also home to a great Calamity last Thursday as Abu Saleek has been punished for displaying his genitalia while feverishly masturbating during the cities fifth call to prayer.

The Baklava times reports a mass Exodus from the holy site as Mr. Abu Saleek sent women, children and finally the men (in that order) fleeing out the door to a nearby courtyard outside.

Abu Saleek’s family insists that their son is unwell and possessed by an evil Djinn who has full control over his left arm and hand. They claim the evil spirit chose Abu because he could not complete his Mecca pilgrimage last fall for fear of getting stampeded.

The mother of the man, Aani Fatimah Saleek had a comment of her own to give reporters as she wept gently into a kosher Kleenex:

He only masturbates during holy times which is quite often around here, and we really hope he stops disturbing prayer time for the community. No matter what we are doing when the call to prayer starts he does the unthinkable. Its not just the touching. Just last week he defiled eight goats and four sheep. Haram forced us to kill each animal, and we could not even eat them after. This Djinn has us ashamed, hungry and now poor.

Sharia law dictates that amputation is often only for crimes involving thievery, but the judge was willing to make an exception to benefit the man as well as to disrupt the Djinn’s actions. Judge Jabar Sardini’s orders were well-received by both Abu and his family. Because of the nature of the crime the judge showed leniency telling the family:

I would have to amputate the genitalia next if this Behavior continues. I am in good faith hoping that by only removing the left hand that it evicts the Djinn from its host.

Lastly the court made a referral to an exorcist to help the both shocking and indecent Behavior.

This is the 1st reported case of a Djinn in 2019 in Iran. The last was the famous 2018 case of Maleek Lahkarn and his Djinn, Donnie. Donnie was notorious for ripping the Hijabs off of 36 Iranian women, which ultimately led to the stoning and lashing of each and every one.