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BREAKING: The man pictured, Max Cady is wanted and extremely dangerous. He has changed his appearance some since this last known photo.
Police have reason to believe that he has since paid a dentist to grind down his teeth. He has grown his hair out to shoulder length and has several identifying tattoos which can be seen on our website. He’s an extremely religious man and it is noteworthy to report that he has been seen in public speaking in tongues.
The Lampoon Times has received information that Cady is wanted on outstanding warrants by the new Essex Police Department in North Carolina as well as Federal warrants by the FBI. His crimes include murder, child molestation, cruelty to animals, stalking and other lesser charges. If you see or know of the whereabouts of Max Cady do not engage personally. Law enforcement believes he may be traveling north as far as Canada.
Cady has been arrested in the past numerous times and has a long and wide ranging criminal record. He was sentenced to only 7 years in prison for the rape and beating of a 16 year old girl by an all too liberal judge.
A man by the name of Sam Bowden served as his defense attorney. Certain that Cady brutally beat her and was capable of much worse, Sam purposely buried a report revealing that the victim was sexually promiscuous, having had three sexual partners in the month before the attack.
Sam was still successful at lowering the charge to battery, and Cady was sentenced to only seven years in prison. While in prison, Cady beat another prisoner close to death and earned himself seven more years.
Cady petitioned to represent himself at his parole hearings. In doing so, he was granted access to the court files and learned of his public defenders knowledge and decided to seek revenge on his attorney once released from prison.
Cady stalked Bowden and his family for a 3 month span. The police also have reason to believe that the Bowden family dog was poisoned by Cady. At that time Bowden had little proof of stalking and was told by the police department no charges could be filed. It has been reported that Bowden offered Cady money to leave town before having his corrupt Police lieutenant friend take action. Sam Bowden had Lieutenant Eigert, of the local police department, try to harass Cady into leaving town and also hired private investigator Claude Kersek to have Cady beaten up.
When all that fails, Sam uses his family as bait to lure Cady into his house while Kersek was guarding the place. That very same night Cady broke into and entered the Bowden residence only to find the private investigator waiting for him.
Cady then murdered Kersek in cold Blood by way of strangulation with piano wire before going after the family he intended to torture that night.
Cady followed the Bowdens to their houseboat on a prominent North Carolina River by strapping himself under their Jeep Wagoneer. He then rented a boat and followed them to the spot where they were anchored.
The bowden’s fought back, eventually pushing Cady into the river where he had been swept away by the raging currents.
During the ensuing struggle Cady suffered 3rd degree burns to his head and shoulders as well as trauma to the head from a rock.
Forensic divers have searched the river extensively and law enforcement has concluded that Cady is alive and on the run.
He has family north of the Canadian border and there is good reason to believe that is where he’s headed. Once again. Do not approach, this man is extremely dangerous.
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