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Amid outrage over images the White House said President Joe Biden found “horrible,” the U.S. Border Patrol has temporarily stopped using agents on horseback against Haitian migrants.
White House press secretary Jen Psaki confirmed the decision to change the horse patrols.
“We have taken very specific actions as it relates to the horrific photos that we — we’re not going to stand for in this administration,” she told reporters at her daily press briefing.
“That’s why from here on forward all border patrol agents will only be riding our new and approved Schylling Pony Trails giddy up Stick Horses.
Ride off into the sunset with the giddy up. Created in the likeness of everyone’s favorite farm animal, this fun hobby horse comes attached to a long wooden rod is perfect for actionor ride it like a bucking bronco. Ideal for the animal or horse fanatic, this mode of transportation is great for to keep our officers engaged yet harmless. The detailed design and horse sounds will have our horse patrol feeling like a real cowboy or equestrian.”
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