BLM: Biden admin at least “thinking about” painting the White House darker to promote healing

We spoke with the BLM today where member and Brooklyn BLM Cofounder Juanita Jenkins informed us that the color change for the White House may be going splendidly.

“There are still shootings occurring in which an armed white individual might shoot an unarmed colored individual with the intention to kill. It is still very evident in today’s world that some of the minority are just being very mistreated. Especially when they comitt crimes. We need to get on track to put a stop to this. So what would painting the White House black do? Well, it would do a lot of things.”

Juanita then started shuffling some of her papers before further breaking down their action plan.

1. Painting the White House black would give the minorities, as well as the majority, a sense of enlightenment. It would give almost everyone a sense of peace and a resurrection of the belief that “all men are created equal”. This newfound sense of peace will not only be good for the population, but it would be good for the government as well. In an era where the government and its officials are being criticized for the way they can sometimes treat members of the “minority”, it will shed a good light on them for a change. It would make everyone realize that the government DOES have good intentions and that they are viewing everyone as equal.

2. Painting the White House black would give the whole plot of land a much nicer color scheme. Maybe even a brown or caramel.

3. If other nations see how we overcame our struggle for equality by changing such a dominant part of the American Culture, they would look upon us with beaming eyes. Countries would start realizing that maybe we are not, in fact, the troubled nation that we once were. Maybe even us, the stubborn citizens and politicians of America, can overcome even the direst of situations.

The re-painting of the White House would sure be a huge step in the right direction for the United States of America. We must all join together and take a stand against racism and “white privilege”.

Kamela Harris said she spoke with Joe Biden about this intensively, and at the very least they are looking at color swatches with their advisors.

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We thought it might be important to let you guys read a list of other demands from CHANELLE HELM, a co-founder of the BLM.

Some things I’m thinking about that should change (in that Southern, black grandmama voice):

1. White people, if you don’t have any descendants, will your property to a black or brown family. Preferably one that lives in generational poverty.

2. White people, if you’re inheriting property you intend to sell upon acceptance, give it to a black or brown family. You’re bound to make that money in some other white privileged way.

3. If you are a developer or realty owner of multi-family housing, build a sustainable complex in a black or brown blighted neighborhood and let black and brown people live in it for free.

4. White people, if you can afford to downsize, give up the home you own to a black or brown family. Preferably a family from generational poverty.

5. White people, if any of the people you intend to leave your property to are racists assholes, change the will, and will your property to a black or brown family. Preferably a family from generational poverty.

6. White people, re-budget your monthly so you can donate to black funds for land purchasing.

7. White people, especially white women (because this is yaw specialty — Nosey Jenny and Meddling Kathy), get a racist fired. Yaw know what the fuck they be saying. You are complicit when you ignore them. Get your boss fired cause they racist too.

8. Backing up No. 7, this should be easy but all those sheetless Klan, Nazi’s and Other lil’ dick-white men will all be returning to work. Get they ass fired. Call the police even: they look suspicious.

9. OK, backing up No. 8, if any white person at your work, or as you enter in spaces and you overhear a white person praising the actions from yesterday, first, get a pic. Get their name and more info. Hell, find out where they work — Get Them Fired. But certainly address them, and, if you need to, you got hands: use them.

10. Commit to two things: Fighting white supremacy where and how you can (this doesn’t mean taking up knitting, unless you’re making scarves for black and brown kids in need), and funding black and brown people and their work.

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