AOC’s dirty past: “I once was a Latin king”

In an all exclusive interview with 60 minutes tonight’s Anderson Cooper, Alexandria Cortez sits down and tells it all, and while most of her life was charming and sweet there is one black spot: she ran with the notorious street gang known as the Latin kings.

After talking some about Alexandria’s early years, she started to tear up in a very emotional display. After drying her eyes and taking a sip from her recycled sea foam glass bottle of water, she cleared her throat and whispered something unintelligible.

“Excuse me” Anderson Cooper said to no Avail. “I just need to get it off my chest” Alexandria quietly mumbled while fiddling her fingers nervously on her lap. “Trump knows about it already, I know he does. They are going to tell everybody, so you might as well hear it here from me 1st. And Trump is wrong about how I was initiated and brought in. Don’tbelieve his lies. “

Perplexed and intrigued, Anderson asked again what it was she was referring to. Alexandria opened up her Russian designer handbag and handed over an old Polaroid photo which Anderson held up to the camera, of a youthful Alexandria down on one knee and surrounded by several men of Latin descent.

A photo of a young Alexandria holding her hands up in some cryptic sign or shape. And then she started.

This was me and Soto here. That there is Carlos. The guy with the gold grill is Benny. The far left is risky Reyes. They were members of New York City’s street gang known as the Latin kings. A pretty popular chapter. I was 15 years old and thought my records were sealed. Trump has them all. He sends me snippets from the arrest narrative, taunting me. I can’t live like this anymore.

Anderson Cooper suggested Andrea rethink long and hard before continuing, reminding her that she was on Live TV. But Cortez stepped on his mic and picked right backup.

I did a lot of bad things as a young Chica. We jumped several gringo girls in the parking lot of the local Bodega. They were just so pale. So we got them again the following week. At 1st it was for kicks but eventually it spiraled into more troubles. I was arrested for that melee.

We Never had much money so Soto had me running odd jobs to make more cash. In 1998 I was arrested for drug possession and promoting prison contraband.

“You said promoting prison contraband” Anderson asked? “I am not familiar with this term”. Alexandria quickly responded “I had to pay my dues. All the men you saw in that photo were eventually in prison. There. It was up to me to smuggle in drugs. I was holding them all down while they was locked up”. Alexandria started to flash some sort of hand sign or gesture but quickly caught herself.

“I had to boof drugs and weapons to my crew” Alexandria stated matter of factly. “Boof?” Anderson Cooper asked unfamiliar with the terminology. “Anderson I know you know what boofing is. It’s when you keester something. You know, stick it up your bum. That’s how I used to get in the drugs and razors. Until that fateful day when I tried to get too much in at once. We used to fill up all of these plastic Easter eggs with drugs. Jam packed. And I would stick the eggs up my bum. It had to be the back side. You know, the other spot and stuff would just fall right out of there. Flop!Nah mean?”

Anderson only Smiled and Alexandria continued with her story.

Anyway, Risky Reyes needed more than I had ever brought in before to pay his bad debts. And I did my best. 37 Easter eggs were shoved right up my a**. The problem wasn’t the Easter eggs. It was the Chorizo burrito. It had turned. After making it past the prison guards and near the visiting Room I lost the battle. My stomach started to churn and to this day I don’t know why I decided to wear shorts. All and all 37 Easter eggs and a flood of feces fell completely out of my a** and onto the floor.

The racist devils known as the state police recovered 4 oz of weed, 2 razor blades and 10 grams of crack. My age saved me from going to jail.

The rest is history. Because of my age my records were sealed but that ended my stint with the Latin kings. My parents sent me to a boarding school which turned my life around. That is not who I am anymore and Trump needs to back off.

I never saw those guys again. If this has taught me one thing it’s that people do not belong in cages where they have to drink out of toilets to survive. It’s not fair for inmates to eat sub par food when the rich eat gourmet ice cream. I proposed a bill CO sponsored by Bernie Sanders to release many minority inmates for meeting certain criteria. But I’m not stopping there.

We are working right now civil liberty unions to get them more Entertainment inside the prisons such as playstations and xboxes. More of them need conjugal visits as well. I don’t know why they don’t have inground pools set up for them during the summer time heat waves. All of this stuff, basic…. human…. rights. I will get it done and see it through. And Trump you can kiss my Latina behind. You have no power over me. Go Biden!!

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