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NATIONAL: according to multiple affiliate reports there have been over a dozen hospital visits as well as 1 death in relation to the internet challenge taking the states by storm — ‘No Nut November’.
This internet challenge dares men to stop ejaculating for the entire month of November to raise awareness for men who fall victim to spousal abuse, family court inequality and feminism.
Health experts across the board however claim that many men could face severe reactions and complications from abruptly ending “nutting” in such a fashion.
Sexual health expert and urologist Holly Lyte states:
the average male masturbates between one and five times a day. Three being the national average. That is a very real addiction that may damage you if you try and kick it cold turkey.
She continues:
Masturbation withdrawal can lead to nausea, vomiting, weakness, blue testicles and in more rare cases, death.
Dr Lyte and other experts advise the male population to just say no to No Nut November in direct relation to the above-mentioned side effects. While there has only been one reported death, it is also noteworthy to mention that a 23 year old from Kentucky had his left testicle pop from a case of Blue balls. The “buildup” no longer had an outlet engorging the testicle until rupture.
If you know or suspect anyone participating in No Nut November we suggest having a talk with him about the dangers of the internet sensation.
As of today, October 29th, the numbers of these cases to go astray are still low. We expect them to grow as November matures.
